Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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