She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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