i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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