Michael Bay diarrhea
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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