Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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