i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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