Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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