I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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