there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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