I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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