It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i barfeds in our rink
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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