i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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