He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
someone owes me an orgasm
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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