Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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