Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Still dying that you shit outside
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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