Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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