Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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