Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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