It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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