when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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