It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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