just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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