you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Randomize