my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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