Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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