Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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