okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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