their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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