They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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