my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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