I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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