It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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