Tell her she can't have a vagina
It's Friday. Sex?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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