Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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