I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I love you. Go after that dick
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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