Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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