I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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