omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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