Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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