the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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