well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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