Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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