Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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