It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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