That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
