So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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