Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
