So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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