If that was your dad, he is hot
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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