Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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