After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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