I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
