Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
jump out the window naked night went bad
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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