What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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