you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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