just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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